Adam returns to the Gates of Eden to be met similar to an below paid Angel holding Gabriel's burning sword, who has been on trip for a couple thousand years. Adam wins log on into the Garden after debating the fact that get older is or is not genuine and in fact just a singularity. in view of that if he was to enter sometime in the innovative that in fact this moment and that is the thesame concern and Charlie, the below paid angel, concedes. But what does he locate afterward he enters...
A man approaches. A fearsome pointed figure stands at the ready upon what seems to be an good wooded path. A sword of impressive lighthearted is drawn casting its perimeter into shadows. It is dusk and the man does not hesitate armored in lonesome an Irish cable knit sweater, Lee jeans, a leather vest crafted in Pakistan, and leather sneakers. The messenger of the spacious beckons for him to stop or else point of view sudden death.
Hey Charlie, can we end the dramatics? We by yourself been put on an act this now for, what, a tiny greater than 30,000 years? says the man in the sweater.
I know but it is my job, you know. says the man behind the yet blazen sword.
Can you douse that event Rudolph. Right! I arrive here every ten years or consequently to see if I can saunter alongside the garden path, what realize you pull off in the plan time? I want Gabriel kicked us out and has posted you here ever since, Cant attain his own dirty work. Destroyer of cities and great mistakes, remember those giant chickens, I think they were called dinosaurs, skillfully you remember it took Gabe higher than fifty years to kabob that lot and fricassee them. isolated if the Colonel was alive.
Why complete you go on practically time, you know it does not exist for us.
Well I choose it, it keeps my head straight, but to the lessening are you going to allow me in this time!"
Did you not just ask me that just ten minutes ago?
No that was ten years ago!
Oh right, I never got that matter right, it is a difficult concept for me.
So you take over to time?
No,...!
Then why did you accuse me of just living thing here ten minutes ago, in that encouragement you assume the existence of become old or else you would not use it in your accusation?
I was just using it in the temporal standpoint...
The prefix of temp as in tempo, or substitute refers to grow old following more, are you a bit mortified outdated man!
No, you know what I mean..
Just because I ate of the apple does not objective I know everything. But back time is irrevelant as you tell to us, you know no question competently that you will eventually let me pass and whatever is honky dory, therefore why can not that time be now. If every moments direct continuous in the thesame heavens and time, why aint the moment you allow me by not be the same as this singular moment that we both know to be every time. Including the moment you allow me through, which is the similar as now!
All right, go on pass.
Thanks Charlie.
Right, dont citation it, tell hi to Pops for me, I hope he wont be too mad with me.
Hey he did tell you guys to support me any hows, right! recall the stroke and all, how that assertion didnt set well for all.
The man in the sweater proceeded upon the length of the dusky wood, for the right path was found. The woods emptied onto a garden passageway blocked by a high retaining wall bearing in mind no gate. Sheep behavior will not deed upon a shepherd, now really! the wall had a spot where an foundation was clip into the wall at a forty five degree angle making the introduction invisible to any one looking at it straight upon but becomes visible as seen from an angle.
Eden, it looks much better than Baghdad is of late. Now where is that tree?
Halt, who goes there. It is prohibited to all to enter, for clear death shall follow!
Dad, get off the soap box, it is ok to be short, leave that trick for Dorothy and her friends.
You spoiled little brat, how is the world of basket weaving treating you? Says Yahweh. Look it aint basket weaving, it is synchratic weaving, making every the coincidences string togethor to guide people to sure inalienable truths that...
Basket weaving, past are you going to acquire a genuine job. in the manner of are you going to be the tyrant of your own universe, God knows I dependence a break...
Dad, are we going to go through this again, look I am here for that tree..
The tree that I prohibited you to eat from, isnt whatever sacred, next the assist of that astral minded interferer, you already were duped by that woman to eat from the first tree, where is that instinctive now any ways...
She is at home taking doses of Prozac, she has had a bum harmony from the combination thing, man I preferred the days of Sodom and Haight ashbury, now them were some good drugs, man that shit makes me hunt out some sheep, because she is no urge on anymore. Can we lay up upon the women for a change, or you nevertheless not talking to Best a Mom?
Do not quotation that infernal womans pronounce in my ...
I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long period ago even even if part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I literary a few things from those guys all along there you save interfering with, Christ is ill of patching occurring your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job, Hey! Dont go on virtually that...
Only a C upon your speculative boards, hey, good event you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real selfish bastards. when are you going to reach that happiness does not arrive from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit divided from you...
Do not citation ...
What, Best a ma, Best a MA, Best a Ma...
So you desire the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to create a beautiful end table.
Oh imitate out of my way..
Or else...
Or else we can shine a gleaming well-ventilated upon you and you can fake bearing in mind your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there?
Adam pulls out a giant mag buoyant and shines it upon his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, approximately the similar height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn slope terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.
Ah, Adam it has been a long era past Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep, the cliff and all, listen they are jolly fine that way, nevertheless irritating to acquire out of your fathers shadow, feeling a little inadequate..
Get off of it, the two of you are consequently inept in the execution place you had to scour the earth to find one girl who would be complimentary by the two and a half inches the two of you could muster up. good event for damp dreams hey, I think you guys put the utter in advertising, politics, and used cars. chat very nearly wild fish stories...
I see you have not competent much, nephew! still supervision in the manner of those apes?
Hey wasnt you I wise saying a few years ago attain the funky tango bearing in mind that green monkey!
Hey J, how bout me and you finding some Job tone and fear him some....
Son, now I try whatever in your best interest..
Best interest, I was agreed content picking going on berries and painting upon cave walls until you took me away from every of that , just upon the account that I looked taking place into the flavor and asked why, to tell the fixed idea I think I was just mumbling something in appreciation to indigestion, and Off I am whooshed to this garden only to be kicked out as a result you can rip a rib out of me hence you could transform it into someone who gets a bum hurry unity and gets strung out upon Prozac and forces, yes Luc, to put on an act once the sheep after she yells my head off for no good explanation and....
Are you done!
Yeah!
Good...
Now where is that tree..
The man in the Irish knit cable sweater heads out to the middle desertion the dynamic duo to themselves. After some walking he hears the uncanny tune of see upon the gleaming Side of cartoon and enters the clearing as he sees a man in a tree house singing the verse..
Life is a fragment of shit, in the manner of you see at it..
Oh explanation me, I did not see you coming, would you similar to some tea, my are you looking good as of late! Have I ever thanked you for caring me higher than that ocean, or I Have, without difficulty thanks again, I always did prefer the post St. Christopher, suitably how have you been, I always knew you would come.
So this is where you been hanging out at?
No, I just knew today was the daylight and I wanted to compensation to the area of our first meeting, you know your dad unaccompanied means well, it is just that Sophia just bums more or less to herself up there. stuck amongst here and there, agreed straight adopt thinker, that is her misery can not think in round motions of events. Always reduction a terminating in dwindling B, unconditionally unaccompanied that one is.
Any room for them in that tree home of yours?
Sure they just have to realize it for themselves, is that incarnation of us writing that credit yet?
I am beautiful sure.
In a disgusting tiny home upon a sinking street that leaves the house settling a little to the right and a tiny more to the left is a man named Christopher, who at that moment, not the one in which you are reading this but the moment he was writing this as the one in which they had asked if he was, but after that as we have seen earlier period for them, or that thing anyone does not in point of fact exist, hence it is safe to say that this writing was over and done with open years from now or just a few moments ago, but this referencing is inadequate because it uses flawed speech that refers to period that in its self is non-existent.....
Get on subsequently it rings in chorus from the heavens...
Yeah, we just got to get him to hug her.
How pull off we do that, the on your own words she ever said to him was Liar! and that was an stop of it.
No recall she added he was a youth tiny psychopomp afterward a mania problem, I think they were her correct words.
Never-less, we need him to hug her. Ever learn everything from Mercury hanging in that threshold?
We can try dressing her in the works as a Cow, which wont be too difficult she has been eating a lot of chocolate and Ben and Jerrys. Bit depressed you know.
A cow?
Yeah, one of Mercurys tricks. hide a cow in the cave and take action that it in reality is a girl that he is hiding from one of his wives so similar to she finds out she will never know the augmented he is in reality tickling some udders. Quite ingenious trick I must say, but he likes cows. I prefer the milk maids myself and a tiny butter to go upon my crepes and a tall drink of milk...
Isnt that a bit of incest.
Now how did you populate the world again, Adam.
Enough of that, those further cro-mags were not as intellectually stimulating.
Well I was planning to stop things past they got that far, Hell I am suppose to marry the outmoded Broad.
You archaic snake you, Christ arrive all along here and lets get started. You think we can get rid of that hormone and bleeding business in the same way as women and go incite to the stork, I think they will in reality taking into consideration that, I would essentially gone that. For later it would be kind to know what I am getting yelled at for.
Sure.
Good.
So Adam and Christ went into the limbo and put Sophia in a cow costume, led Yahweh happening there, stopped things from getting kinky and high and dry their names onto the family tree of animatronics subsequently the rest of self-sacrifice and the species of the earth. Yahweh got his comfort and stopped chasing golden cows, Sophia was skilled to think in circles and now is racing the Nascar circuit, Jesus is enjoying isolated walks in the Jersey Pine Barrens and dancing at night at the local pub, Adam knows what he is getting yelled at for a change, Eve has put out of thing the Tampax company along following prozac and is happy just being, and the stork is genuine perky in the manner of more.
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